Recent Patents

Our research  and development team has recently been taking out patents on some intellectual property. However, due to an unfortunate personal enmity the team members refused to speak to each other during the design and marketing processes. While one designed an object, cursing under their breath, the other worked independently on the concept, title and marketing at the other end of the room…

The Epigenetic Horseshoe (sold in BULK as GeneClaws™)

 

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The Surgical-Ironing Simple-Scope (miniature edition for her)

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Dr. Zhen’s Remedial Sculpture and Included Housefly-Warding Shock Wand

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The Ecstatic Introversion Eroder for Undulating Introverted Eels

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The Assault Frame Anterior Penile Plethysmographer with Built-In Castration Whisks

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